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TODAY'S SPECIALS: Opening minds. Testing limits. Pushing boundaries. Expanding horizons. Inspiring change. Dispensing Justice. Exacting punishment. Busting balls. Bursting bubbles. Reaming fucktards. Drawing blood from stones. Clearing cobwebs. Spinning yarns. Making men of boys, and Humans of men. Tasty stuff!
"The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly when the habit of wrong-doing is unchecked that only Miss Valerie Moon can set limits to his shamelessness." Cicero [paraphrased]
"Accustomed to trample upon the rights of others, you have lost the genius of your own independence and become fit subjects for Miss Valerie Moon." Lincoln [paraphrased]
Plato: Men censure injustice fearing that they may be the victims of it and not because they shrink from committing it. MISS VALERIE MOON: COMMITTING JUSTICE DAILY
Eliot: Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of that [absolute] fact. MISS VALERIE MOON: COMMITTED TO yOUR ABSOLUTE ELOQUENCE OR SILENCE
The MISS VALERIE GALLERY: She's neither for the faint of heart nor the closed of wallet!
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