ESL: ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE COME FOR THE DOMINATION. STAY FOR THE
EDUCATION
Proper use of language is an
art best learned from an Artist! The typical ESL class,
however, equips one with little more than an 8-pack of crayolas,
a pair of blunt scissors, and, in the end, an unrealistic
sense of achievement. Once new friends and business associates
have heard your entire repertoire of anecdotes featuring
small rooms, large donkeys, and red pens -- what then?
The study of [American] English As a Second Language should
provide the student with not only a knowledge of basic grammar
and vocabulary [including argot (or "slang")],
but a deeper understanding of societal mores, in general.
Few things in life are as consistently rewarding, beneficial,
and productive -- both personally and professionally --
as honing English language [and critical thinking] skills
under the tutelage of Miss Valerie Moon.
MISS
VALERIE MOON: MENTAL HYGIENIST
STRICT TEACHER |:|
PRIVATE TUTORING
DONATION: US$100 per
55-minute ESL Session DONATION:
STORMPAY
REQUIRED
DONATION:
INVOICES
PROVIDED for EXPENSING
DONATION:
Dr.
V., Ph.D.
NATIONAL & INTERNATIONAL INSTRUCTION AVAILABLE!
ESL sessions are conducted through skype [http://skype.com]
and IM, simultaneously. Homework assignments are
submitted, corrected, and returned through email.
WARNING! Although no subject is taboo during
the course of an ESL session, should you attempt
to turn an ESL class into a phonesex romp, you will
be immediately disconnected and no monies will be
refunded for any time which might have otherwise
remained. THINK yOU CAN HANDLE A PHONE DOMME MIND-FUCK?
THEN CALL THE 800 NUMBER AND LET'S TEST yOUR METTLE...1
866 474 2376 Can't access an 800 number from
your location? That's not My problem...