If
one is so reptilian, pedestrian, unimaginative, and predictable
that being told one has a little dick inspires one to new
heights of ecstacy, if only the banal and ubiquitous "you've
been a bad boy" releases one's hounds, She ain't The
Woman for you. Miss Valerie Moon is The Woman who assesses
and then addresses each and every shortcoming in such vivid
detail and with such stunning accuracy that one need never
again wonder why the Universe laughs behind one's back.
We already know one has a small penis...must one have a
life to match?